Fast and Furious

As usual i wake up at 7 in the morning and get ready. But this time i am not going for work..instead i am going to apply my int.passport. Well, everything seems smooth .....until when i about to reach a traffic jam...my stomach started to call. What?!! Natural call!! Shit!! No way to escape ..no way to run..i just got to hold it for the moment. It was really terrible...the thing seems like about to come out but i still need to stop it or else....i can't imagine it! Until about 15 minutes later..i am out of the traffic. Driving in a fast speed i continously search for petrol station...at last..Petronas station. U know, this is really a tough job as i need to hold the shit and control the car. Damm!
Quickly get a car park in front of the toilet and i rushed to the toilet. Guess what??! it is occupied !! shit! And there is only 1 room only. Turn to my left..within a step away, is ladies toilet. There is 2 empty rooms. Really sorry but i had no choice, my shit is about to BOOM!. I went in and quickly.. close the door and ...BOOM! it was released....arr....feel much better...while doing the business...i am worried if there is any ladies came in to the toilet...i cannot have my own sweet time there...so i ended my business in 3 minutes. A super fast one.
It was a terrible morning..